#Overheardatwork: Driving safe?

Woman on phone
"Wait, so you're telling me that you couldn't be bothered to pick up the phone and call me while you're driving?"
Pause
"I don't care if its illegal to call while driving, what's more important?"
Pause
"Well that was uncalled for, its not like I asked you to murder someone, its just a dumb law."
Pause
"No I don't think all laws are dumb, but come on, what's more important, being scared of a ticket or scared of my wrath."
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"F*** you, I do to have wrath, and If I WERE a hooker I would cost way more than that ticket would."
Pause
"Wait, are you saying if I were a hooker you wouldn't pay me for sex?"
Pause
"Okay, you paying my rent doesn't count, that's just the cost of having a girl like me in your life, sex is extra now."
Pause
"No im not a hooker, f*** you, I will call you back, I think the security guard is listening to me."
And that's when I made my exit....... Favorite phone call, her significant other needs a high five.