Girl - you realize my boyfriend is a cop right, a federal cop, so you better just back off.
Guy - your boyfriend is a dnr officer, and I have no desire to hunt you or poach you, I think ill be safe.
Girl - still, better stop flirting with me then
Guy - you're right, I'm sorry, how dare I say good morning every day, the one time when we pass each other in the halls. How foolish of me.
Girl - exactly
Guy - wow
Girl - yup
Guy - well tell your woods cop boyfriend that he's in for a ride with you and ill choose a different route to walk to work every morning
Girl - you better
Guy - again, wow
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