Today's favorite moment is awarded to:
Homeless woman sitting in the grass in the plaza
Woman: hey, rent a cop, guess what?
Me: what?
Woman: I'm at such a higher level than you that I'm talking to the bugs in the grass!
Me: oh yeah, and what are they saying?
Woman: they told me I need a shower, so I told them to f**k off and mind their own business. Now you go and do the same and leave me alone.
Me: as you wish.
Woman: don't you tell me you love me, I seen that movie, you're too ugly for me.
Me: My bad...
#princessbride #homelesshavestandards
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