Bearded man to older woman at ATM
Man: really, $20, that's it, you can't do more than that?
Woman: look here, when my 38 year old son is begging me for money, because his 18 year old girlfriend stole all his and ran away, $20 is all I'm willing to give
Man: Hey, how is her theft my fault?
Woman: Well, if you used your brain for thinking instead of that tiny thing between your legs you would find a real woman and I wouldn't be loaning you money. Yes, this is a loan, your stupidity is not coasting me any money.
Man: man mom, why you gotta be such a bitch
Woman: I don't know, maybe cuz my son is a stupid pedophile.
This is where I started laughing and had to walk away while he glares at me
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