Video of guy reciting his own poetry is playing for art prize, one of the lines is "get into heaven with all the lousy believers, and the good little communists" (there's more to it when you hear the whole thing).
Junior high age kid - "ain't no f*#$ing commies getting into heaven."
Teacher - "watch your language"
Kid - "sorry, not one f*#$ing communist will get into heaven before a lousy believer. There was my grammar better?"
Teacher - "yes, but do you have to swear?"
Kid - "that's how grandma refers to them every time the Russians are on TV, and she goes to church every Sunday for 70 years."
Teacher - "well we are representing a Christian school when we are in public, and therefore representing God himself, so no swearing."
Kid - "fine, but, I still agree with grandma, no communists are allowed in heaven."
Teacher - "that's not how it works, if they believe in and accept Jesus they can enter heaven. You should know this."
Kid - "if they are Christians then they can't be communist. Christians are anti communism and anti socialism, that's what grandma says Bernie Sanders is the anti Christ."
Teacher - "apparently I'm calling your parents tonight."
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