Woman - "sometimes you just need to suck it up and swallow it down. Doesn't matter how big that thing is, its just a fact of life when you're a woman. Just get through it and better things will come."
Man - "wow, all I can think is either your talking about hormone pills or oral sex, either way, such a profound statement."
Woman - "really? Can't go three minutes without your mind in the gutter?"
Man - "nope, course the gutter is where I met you, so I wouldn't complain."
Woman - "looks like the dog has company for bedtime tonight"
Man - "oh good, I like cuddling with something less hairy than you."
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