Lady one - you're welcome to come over if you think you can tame him, he definitely needs house broken, that's for sure.
Lady two - really, what makes you say that?
Lady one - well yesterday I came home to him peeing on the kitchen floor with my shoe in his mouth
Lady two - well that's either some kinky s**t or he needs checked into pine rest
Lady one - what? Why would pine rest take an animal?
Lady two - oh, we aren't talking about you setting me up with your dad anymore are we?
Lady one - nope we are talking about my bull dog, but honestly, I wouldn't put that past dad
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