#Overheardatwork: Good bf, want a treat?

Two women talking waiting on a teller
Woman 1: got a new boy toy over the weekend, I don't know what it is but I seem to always fall for young smokers
Woman 2: really? Their mouth always tastes bad, their hair and breath smell bad, they can't last an hour without going outside, and have yellow teeth usually. If I want someone with those qualities ill go get a dog.
Woman 1: great, you just compared my relationship to bestiality, and now that's all i'll think about tonight, what is wrong with you?
Woman 2: nothing, just dont forget to give him a treat when he finishes, they like to be given praise often or they are harder to house apparently.