Older Woman one: excuse me miss, but I think your dress ripped
Younger Woman two: really, where?
One: the slit in the back
Two: nope, not ripped but thanks
One: well when you picked up your keys off the ground I saw your lack of underwear, so there's that issue, unless that's how you're hoping to win the job.
Two: look here grandma, you don't get to tell me how to dress, and what makes you think I'm here for an interview?
One: because there is no other reason to wear an outfit like that to work unless you're a stripper or maybe an escort, course knowing some of the men that work here, both are possible.
Two (getting on the elevator): I'll have you know I'm ____ _____'s wife, and he will hear about this!
One: oh I'm sure he will, and since I'm his boss I will be requesting he no longer have personal visits at work. Enjoy lunch, its the last personal time lunch he will be having for quite a while, but don't worry, ill make sure he knows it's because of you.
#overheardatwork
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