Favorite Conversation with a customer ever
Woman"You don't have a citibank atm?"
Me"no, sorry"
W"so just the charter one atm?"
M"yes, that's the only one we have"
W"will my citibank card get charged a fee?"
M"yes because its a charter one atm"
W"well can I use your citibank atm then?"
M"ma'am we only have the one atm"
W"yeah, so let me use the citibank one"
M"we only have the charter one atm, there Is no citibank atm here"
W"okay, so how much is the fee?"
M"$2 per transaction"
W"but I don't get charged to use citibank ATM's"
M"ma'am this is a charter one atm"
W"oh, then where is the citibank atm"
M"not sure where one is, but this is the only one we have"
W"well I don't want to pay the fees"
M"well I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do about that"
W"well if you would just let me use the citibank one"
M"ma'am, this is the one and only atm that we have if you need a citibank one you will have to go someplace else, I can't help you with that"
W"okay, I'll just use this one then"
M"okay"
W"you should have just let me use the citibank atm though"
M"I'm sorry"
Sometimes I wish I was a good enough comedy writer to make this stuff up, I would write the funniest movie in history.
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