Wherein I am flattered that you think I am, "pretty sexy for an old guy", the fact that I am more than twice your age leads me to decline your generous offer to come to the 8th grade dance after party with you. I do understand that you can afford the half price appetizers on your allowance but 25 years in jail just for spending time with you on a "just like on pretty little liars" date is not worth the food, no matter what the discount. Oh and no, I am not going to compliment you on your dress no matter how many times you mention how it "pushes up my tiny boobs so I look like a woman closer to your age". Please stop following me, I'm just trying to do my job and clean the band hall.
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