"if a woman has no ass when she's walking with heals on, ten bucks says it's concave in flat shoes, no point even looking then"
"how is it woman are so clueless about directions? It's not that hard, I said go left, then go left, don't look around"
"she was just screaming at him rather than thinking rationally, that's what you get with women, no ability to stay calm"
"women are fine wine, better with age and always appreciated, girls are like cheap liqueur, only fun when you have more than one at once."
Upon finding misc pigeon parts outside:
"what do you expect, give the homeless enough time and a lighter and they will eat anything."
"I guess if you're dumb enough to kill yourself then you're dumb enough to do it in public and be a burden on society one last time."
"Ever since the New York Times bought the Grand Rapids Press, this town has gone to hell. What do New Yorkers know about Michigan, Damn liberal media."
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