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#Overheardatwork: Manners for Eating

Window washers 3 floors over the sidewalk
Guy 1: holy sh** will you look at her
Guy 2: who? The blond or the red head
Guy 1: damn, didn't see the ginger, now I know what I want for dinner
Guy 2: no problem, ill gladly take the other option
Guy 3: except since neither of you have class and every one within ear shot is now completely disgusted with you, neither of you are getting to eat tonight
Both woman being talked about start clapping
Red Haired woman to Guy 3: since you're the one with respect, you free to eat tonight?
Guy 3: Doubt my wife will approve of that, but I'm flattered
Red Haired women: she's a lucky woman
Guy 3: No ma'am, I'm an ass, I'm the lucky one
Blond Haired woman: Do me a favor and teach those manners and respect to the children you work with
Guy 2: F**k you lady
Blond Haired woman: Not with that attitude you won't

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