Welcome to the show

Welcome to modern adulthood.
The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
It's the show where you're constantly concerned with the past, and the future, and forget about the present.
It's the show where honesty is the best policy but no one actually follows it.
It's the show where friends complain you don't talk anymore, and yet you are the only one who ever initiated the conversation.
It's the show where kids are the future, and social media makes you weep deeply for tomorrow.
It's the show where I can watch a movie on demand and buy things instantly online from China but the bank still needs 10 business days to do a refund.
It's the show where kids fight to stay awake and out of trouble, and adults beg for naps and enjoy spankings.
It's the show where every three seconds the internet tells you 5 completely different opinions on the same subject and sells them all as fact, and everyone is buying.
Welcome to the show, now lets begin.......